Too Shy To Show Their Faces

5 04 2008

A few girls that where too shy to show their faces to the camera. what? did they think that they would end up on the internet or something? at least they left you something to remember them by…

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The Pianist

5 04 2008

You where dragged to a fund raiser for the Vancouver Symphony, you figured it would be a snooze fest of grey hairs, you were mostly right… except for Kari, the pianist… she was a virtuoso, you could listen to her play for hours… it was an odd form of foreplay, but after your private concerts you wanted nothing more than to pleasure her endlessly… seems you have a bit of a piano fetish





Ivy League Exhibitionist

5 04 2008

You went to Boston to party with one of your high school friends who somehow managed to make it into Harvard.  Maria lived down the hall from him, you had talked a few times, but you where slightly surprised when she barged in and just said “Follow me.”  you did and she proceeded to fuck the shit out of you in the Harvard law school library… maybe you should have gone to university….





Ahh… High School

5 04 2008

Sophie was your high school girlfriend, she loved you, you where a total asshole and cheated on her all the time… years later you  realized just how amazing she was and how lucky you where… live and learn, you were a kid, kids are stupid…





Mushroom Fun

5 04 2008

Candice is a trippy girl… you met at Burning Man three years ago and hit it off right away (a week of tripping balls in the desert is always a strong bonding experience)… this year you are heading to Mutant Fest together… should be a memorable experience… (love this pic, she is so shroomed out)





Sam The Bush Girl

2 04 2008

Sam is from a small town girl from Comox, British Columbia… born, raised and at home in the bush or on the water, she is a sea kayaking guide… some of your most memorable moments in nature have been with her… who says all hippies are hairy





Venezuelan Veronica

2 04 2008

 Veronica and you met, when you where kite-boarding in Venezuela… she is a princess (comes from money) and can be a bitch, but you get along… she came to visit you for a week last month, you’re still recovering…





It’s Good To Have Friends…

2 04 2008

Candice and you are great friends, have been for years… you tried dating, but decided that physical friends is a better fit… on this day she took you to a spa… that sauna has never seen such fun, before or since…





A Hazy Dream…

2 04 2008

Your alarm screams morning… please, just let me hold onto the images a few seconds longer… sigh… you’ll be back tonight…

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She Came and Ate Your Fruit

2 04 2008

She came home with you from the bar… she was an angel… woke up the next morning and made breakfast, sort of… You couldn’t remember her name, she thought it was funny and wouldn’t tell you… she went back to Germany the next day… you never saw her again… but you think about her sometimes, whatever her name is…

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Shower Fresh…

2 04 2008

Julie was some of the best sex ever… that girl you just mesh with, rhythms in sync, every move natural and perfect… that was this girl, you really liked her… she’s married now… but you ate her pussy for twenty minutes on that chair… life is all about the memories





Stephanie the Bitch

2 04 2008

Stephanie was a bitch. Straight up, this girl would call anyone on their shit and she was good at it… ohh she liked to fight, would get you so mad you wanted to break something, then present her perfect ass and let you take it all out on her… and she Loved to be spanked… you still look her up when you are in Seattle





Aussi Chicks Rock

2 04 2008

You love skinny chicks, Elizabeth was thin, nineteen and on a gap year in B.C… that accent drives you nuts, so hot





Perfect PHD

2 04 2008

Amy was one of the most intelligent women you have ever met… she was doing a post doc in philosophy… a little weed and some wine, five hours later you have touched on the problems of the world and sealed it with the meaning of life





Broken Leg Well Worth It

2 04 2008

You fell off a mountain (no, really… 100 feet into trees, you should be dead). but every cloud has… Ali was you’re nurse, for the four fucking weeks you where in the hospital… thank god it only took you five days to charm her… (pics taken in your hospital room btw)

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You Got With a Famous Chick!

2 04 2008

Miami, eight years ago, the beach… You meet Jess, Jess is hot, she likes you, you’re stoked… you hang out three days in a row, it’s awesome… turns out it’s Jessica Alba, crazy huh (you had that horrible tattoo removed, but you still can’t believe she wanted you)





Personal Trainers Rock

2 04 2008

Beth was a personal trainer from Los Angeles, she either worked out or taught class four hours a day, every day. She would jog over to your house (5 miles!) for after work sex… so sweaty, her pussy tasted like heaven





What a Cook

2 04 2008

This girl has never had an orgasm. No, really… never in her life. You tried, and if anyone can do it you can… You wanted to break it off, the sex was just not satisfying… but she was an amazing! cook…omg. it lasted 3 months ;)





Two Years Well Wasted…

2 04 2008

 Brook was amazing… you really loved her… not the hottest girl, not the best body, but my god… she was incredible.  You were on again off again, you knew you should probably stop, but you couldn’t… she was a good one, you’re lucky if you ever get one… You did


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Kandy on the Beach

2 04 2008

You managed to talk this stripper “Kandy” (I kid you not) into letting you shoot her on the beach (you are a professional photographer after all;)… It was amazing, she fucked like her ass was on fire (look at it, it was)… but she was crazy, it didn’t last…





Veronica the Nymphomaniac

2 04 2008

This girl was madness… you always dream of the nymphomaniac with the perfect ass falling in love with you, it sounds perfect… you broke up with this girl because you couldn’t keep up with her ten times a day minimum… Shameful.





Teacher in the Garden

2 04 2008

Terrisa was a sweet girl… the kind you want to take home to mom (and the kind she dreams you will bring home)… She was a kindergarten teacher with a wild streak, this was taken in the garden of her school on a sunday morning, then you did it on her desk… maybe you should have married this one…





Sandy Bum

2 04 2008

You loved this girl… true she was on her honeymoon, but buddy was an investment banker with ED… You found each other on the beach one night, she was sad, you where both were horney… best three days of sneaky sex Ever! she promised to find you in a couple of years after she divorced douchebag,  not holding my breath… well maybe a little





Ahh Rich Greek Chicks…

2 04 2008

Vacationing in Greece, what a trip… Greek people are fucking crazy! So this chick Athena picks you up in a bar, you were so wasted you don’t even remember it… you woke up in her castle (seriously, chick lived in a castle), slumming it with a poor Canadian backpacker to piss of her father, as it turned out… five minutes after this picture you’re fucking her in the pool… ten minutes later you’re running away from her father, bleeding from the head… crazy, but awesome.





Brianne on the Balcony

2 04 2008

Oh Brianne, so this girl was crazy and she liked it rough and dirty… the most self-conscious hot chick ever, check out the makeup… it was 8am! but oh what an ass…





Dusty Derriere

2 04 2008

 You can’t remember her name, but you remember the day… Summer after high school, she was shy… but you where persuasive… turns out she had a bit of an exhibitionist streak in her… Eighteen years old, dusty and dripping wet… those where the days.





A Dream of Smooth Orange and Green Tile

2 04 2008





Dirty Chinese Girls

2 04 2008

You thought that China would be different, an exotic foreign country… but after that early morning soccer game you stumbled upon you start to wonder “why isn’t my county like this?”





Easter Island Holiday

2 04 2008

 She didn’t really want to take the picture, but you had to have it… you can hear people coming up the trail, gotta be quick, ahh vacation

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Damn, She Can Play!?

1 04 2008

You inherited a piano years ago, you can’t play, but it looks cool in the living room… One day you come home from work and hear it from the driveway…wtf? You’ve only known her a few weeks, but it’s your birthday and you are in love… you didn’t even know she played…





Ahh Vacation…

1 04 2008

You wake up in a small room in Costa Rica, sun in your eyes, hungover… Then you look over and know instantly, life is good.





Ubuntu Ass

1 04 2008

 Don’t know what ubuntu is, but i’ll take two!





Wicker and Lace

1 04 2008

She’s been waiting for you to get home for hours, she had a bad day and she just wants to fuck… think you can handle that?

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Reef Goddess

1 04 2008

You have only been in Brazil for 3 hours, you are jet lagged and pasty white… You look back, and before your jaw has a chance to drop… she looks back… you meet her two nights later at a bar, she remembers you, you’ll never forget her…